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  • JGowan
    Oct 19, 08:41 PM
    Wow, amazing how emotional people always get whenever I make a statement that could sound slightly anti-iPod... I know you love your iPod and all (I am very fond of mine myself), but over the last few years Apple has been focusing a dispropotional amount of energy into their cute little gadget which has massively boosted their profits. For those of us that don't salivate over all things iPod, I think this is too bad.

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    INTEL TRANSITION >> BRAND NEW ARCHITECTURE for the newest Towers >> 24" IMACS >> NEW MACBOOKS >> BUMP IN SPECS for MAC MINI >> LEOPARD soon and will be KICKASS

    Just because people won't buy a $1200-$4000 computer as fast as they buy a $249 iPod is not Apple's fault. It's economics. Plus the same people who are buying the iPod are oftentimes the same people buying 2, 3 or more 'Pods for their relatives as gifts.

    Give Apple a break. Their computer line-up is excellent.





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  • stevegmu
    Jan 29, 11:59 PM
    Apple has great products, but we are going to be experiencing more than a recession. Donald Trump stated that what was going to happen in North America is going to make Russia look like a picnic during world war 2. The CEO of Wall-Street stated two years ago that there will be a world economic crash worse than what happened during the 1930's due to the amount of debt. The European Union Banks stated 1.5 years ago that they were preparing their banks for a world economic collapse. Unfortunately most of us are living the status quo and do not want to acknowledge that our way of life is going to drastically change. Unfortunately even a company as great as Apple will not be able to retain the level of what the stocks are worth even at todays low. My advice is pay of your debts... sell your stocks while you still have money, sell your home and then when the collapse occurs then invest.

    LOL! The market has stabilized, and the worst of the credit 'crisis' is over. The only recession concerns the housing market- which was inflated due to speculation.
    Maybe a little less NPR would do you some good...





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  • pmz
    Apr 22, 05:32 PM
    Yep, a touch sensitive home button is the way to go. Will act as the unlock button too. It was about time we got rid of that nasty plastic which breaks very easily.

    Um no, they do not break very easily. Maybe a gorilla might break it easily.





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  • aristobrat
    Oct 24, 08:55 AM
    whats funny is that I walked into the Mac Store yesterday, the guy new everything about the product but seemed a little too clueless about the product cycle.
    Mac Store employees *don't* know anything specific about product updates.

    There's almost 1000 Apple store employees worldwide. If they knew details, don't you find it really, really odd that none of them leaked any?





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  • maclaptop
    Apr 28, 03:34 PM
    Anyone else find these stories on market share to be completely boring?!?

    Can MacRumors setup a Page 3 section to put these on and keep the interesting rumors on the first page (new Macs, new iOS, etc)?

    -Kevin
    I agree completely. Great Idea!





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  • Dan--
    Apr 29, 04:04 PM
    I haven't bought a single song from Amazon, not because I'm against them (I luv my Prime membership), but because they only sell MP3's that simply don't sound as good as an AAC file at an equivalent bit rate. Dropping the price to 69 cents doesn't improve the quality of the product and that's not good enough for me.

    Amazon sells mostly LAME encoded 256kbs mp3 files, which are pretty comparable to the AAC files ITMS sells. AAC may have a slight advantage (for example see http://www.head-fi.org/forum/thread/271330/256-vbr-aac-vs-320-mp3-vs-256-vbr-mp3#post_3459768), but not much.

    Viva la FLAC! Viva la Apple Lossless!
    Si!

    When are they gonna start selling lossless??





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  • needsomecoffee
    Apr 11, 02:28 PM
    Evidently not too many folks watched all the segments from yesterday's post about FCP in one of the NAB discussions. Towards the end of that discussion, the biz dev guy from 3ality described a demo at Intel he attended. Recalling (a little fuzzy on this) he said Intel had set up a processor in one location, and the processors memory in another location ONE MILE DISTANT connected by ThBolt. They then ran some cpu/memory intensive demo. He was blow away that it ran super fast. Try doing that with USB.

    All I can say is, "Thank God." Near term I get rid of tons of cables -- I have seven attached to my MBP on my desktop right now (external monitor, FW800 for external drive, Ethernet, FW400 for scanner, USB for keyboard, USB for printer, and audio out to external speakers). Long-term it is possible Thunderbolt will enable changes we can't envision right now.

    My only issue is the name "Thunderbolt" and the weird lightening bolt (that to date has always meant "touch this an you die from electrocution"). Light Peak was nearly perfect IMHO. Oh well, I'm guessing some committee group came up with this.





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    bakerzdosen
    Apr 13, 07:39 PM
    Agreed. Who in their right mind would buy this? I don't care when the iPhone 5 comes out - I've stuck with my 3g for this long, I'm not going to cave now and get an iPhone 4 - even if it is white. It's all about contracts. If I'm going to be stuck with something for 2 years, it had better be the best available at the time of purchase.

    Personally, although I really like Apple, I hope that iPhone 4 sales tank in the next month or two. 1 year and 3 months is too long to have the iPhone 4 be your flagship phone product - especially when you don't communicate it to your customers. But, knowing my luck, sales will take off when they don't announce anything in June. :(





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  • eawmp1
    Mar 1, 12:11 PM
    Hold the phone Lee, are you telling me there isn't going to be another "Hot Shots" sequal! I'm going to have to go lie down for a while. ;)

    Hot Shots: Part Deux Deux

    Is is just me, have Emilio and Martin been a bit quiet over this whole fiasco?





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  • Legion93
    May 1, 11:17 PM
    Why does it sound like you are hoping something like this will happen? Bitter much?

    What do you expect?! If a very important leader like the president got killed by the Taliban, the Americans would be very angry and would want revenge. Same goes to the Taliban. It will only make situations worse. Let's just hope that it doesn't.





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  • nies
    Apr 27, 08:54 PM
    Ok appleguy :p





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  • barkomatic
    Apr 11, 01:07 PM
    Good sign, maybe I'll be able to buy a consumer external hard drive with Thunderbolt by fall.





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  • bassfingers
    Apr 22, 04:56 PM
    that would def be SICK, but it doesn't seem likely. I'll wait and see though, I hope it is this cool!

    If i don't like the form factor, I'll just find a case that feels good





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  • Buckeyes1995
    Apr 18, 06:57 AM
    You aren't the only person Apple sells computers to either. To a lot of people being able to at least play some games on the go is a selling point that must be met for a travel device.]

    I am exactly one of those people. I wanted a light laptop that I could game on occasionally while on travel. There is ZERO chance I would have bought an apple if it wasn't for the Air's portability and gaming potential. Hopefully I'll get many years use out of my 13" Ultimate.. but if Apple cripples the Air from a GPU perspective, I'll go back to Windows in a heartbeat on my next laptop purchase.

    Don't get me wrong, I love my air and am enjoying OSX.. but not enough to sacrifice my ability to game on it.





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  • treyjustice
    Apr 12, 09:31 AM
    I'm fine sticking with my iphone 4 for a while longer. It is great and if they give or at least preview iOS 5.0 ill be very happy :)





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  • troup
    Jul 24, 05:35 PM
    Would be nice if apple allowed you to charge the mouse via USB like the RadTech BT600 http://www.radtech.us/Products/BT600.aspx.

    I got one of these to replace my MightyMouse and single button apple bluetooth mouse. Been using it with my macbook and its fantastic.





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  • Blue Velvet
    Feb 28, 01:49 PM
    I'm not saying that I don't think he's abusing some serious drugs, but I think he has more control over what he's doing/saying than we think.




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  • godrifle
    Mar 31, 10:50 AM
    Just what I wanted to see.

    Bye Bye UI Guidelines.

    This is going to be huge for Mac OS X. UI Guidelines were great but could stagnant the look. The OS needs to look rich in colour.

    Very happy with the change and the development.

    Just my 2 cents.

    Dear God! Eliminate the consistency that UI guidelines create and usability goes out the window. Net result - Mac OS X becomes no different than Window.

    I'm hoping these are red herrings by Apple, because these are just ass ugly.



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  • twoodcc
    Oct 7, 09:38 PM
    well, i am going back online after a long hiatus.

    let's see what kind of numbers I can pull. :P

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    glad to have you back! we need ya!

    Maybe I will get my brother going under my username though. He has a 8 core.....

    sounds like a plan!





    meli
    May 3, 07:38 AM
    It doesn't even get above the fold on Apple's homepage.





    rkdiddy
    Mar 11, 11:56 AM
    Line at Brea Mall is to Macy's, probably about 150-200 people here.

    Any idea how fast these lines move? This'll be the first time I've camped out for a product.

    Wow, that is pretty crazy. I didn't think there would be long lines like this. :rolleyes:

    Once the line starts moving, it should move fairly quickly. All hands will be on deck at Apple and hopefully people have figured out which version they're purchasing in line.





    Tones2
    Apr 26, 12:07 PM
    I'll stick to streaming audio AND video flawlessly off my own PC and have complete control and plenty of storage for free, using a $5 (one time charge) app. I see no benefits of the Apple cloud based scenario. But I can see huge disadvantages if Apple, in it's attempt to make money off this service, intentionally limits internal storage capacity in future devices.

    Tony





    monke
    Jul 11, 02:54 PM
    Before this comes out, Apple is going to have to let consumers know that they make the iPod. Not Microsoft.

    Some people may think it's the new iPod, judging by the picture on engadget, and this thread/article posted earlier (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=191119) saying that most people don't know the iPod is made by Apple.

    If people think this 'Micropod' is the new iPod it could be over for Apple, unless they release something at the same time.


    BTW, about the picture posted on engadget, the buttons look '3G iPodish'. Maybe Microsoft is going to try and play catch up with MP3 players now :p edit: missed bcharna's post





    Squonk
    Oct 24, 08:06 AM
    Apple's headline: "...Seatbelts Sold Separately."
    Bad marketing, seatbelts suggests crashing.

    I hear you. Maybe, this means installing Windoze is optional... he he he ;)



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