The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind. ~Kahlil Gibran The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind. ~Kahlil Gibran
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. ~Phyllis Diller
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. ~Author Unknown Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. ~Ashleigh Brilliant
The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner. ~Hebrew Proverb
He who sings frightens away his ills. ~Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote
For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian. ~Mabel Maney
The art of living does not consist in preserving and clinging to a particular mode of happiness, but in allowing happiness to change its form without being disappointed by the change; happiness, like a child, must be allowed to grow up. ~Charles L. Morgan
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. ~Doris Day
The man of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys. ~Percy Bysshe Shelley, Queen Mab
Break open a cherry tree and there are no flowers, but the spring breeze brings forth myriad blossoms. ~Ikkyu Sojun
Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too. ~Will Rogers
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. ~John Gardner
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men. ~Mae West
Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. ~Noam Chomsky
Words can make a deeper scar than silence can heal. ~Author Unknown
I take it that what all men are really after is some form of, perhaps only some formula of, peace. ~James Conrad
The referees have always been blind, it's our job to make them deaf. ~Author Unknown
Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. ~Author Unknown
The medicalization of early diagnosis not only hampers and discourages preventative health-care but it also trains the patient-to-be to function in the meantime as an acolyte to his doctor. He learns to depend on the physician in sickness and in health. He turns into a life-long patient. ~Ivan Illich
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? ~Erma Bombeck
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. ~Charles de Gaulle
One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens. ~Pete Alfano
The soul may sleep and the body still be happy, but only in youth. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
