A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges. ~Benny Green
Pride does not wish to owe and vanity does not wish to pay. ~Fran�ois de la Rochefoucauld
The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash. ~Author Unknown
Witticism: a smart saying, notable for its form rather than content.
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. ~Author Unknown
When a sermon at length comes to an end, people rise and praise God, and they feel the same way after many other speeches. ~John Andrew Holmes
It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance to truth in unimportant matters, to refuse consistently to face her where graver issues are at stake. ~Norman Douglas
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ~Author Unknown
Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane. ~Honore de Balzac
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~Leo Dworken
My skin is kind of sort of brownish pinkish yellowish white. My eyes are greyish blueish green, but I'm told they look orange in the night. My hair is reddish blondish brown, but it's silver when its wet, and all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet. ~Shel Silverstein
This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There's time to discuss everything between pitches or between innings. ~Bill Veeck
To hear two American men congratulating each other on being heterosexual is one of the most chilling experiences - and unique to the United States. You don't hear two Italians sitting around complimenting each other because they actually like to go to bed with women. The American is hysterical about his manhood. ~Gore Vidal
It is clear that the way to heal society of its violence... and lack of love is to replace the pyramid of domination with the circle of equality and respect. ~Manitonquat
We are spirits clad in veils. ~Christopher P. Cranch
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ~Henry Ward Beecher
Come live in my heart and pay no rent. ~Samuel Lover
Ink smears, as thoughts sometimes do. ~Terri Guillemets
Time is the most undefinable yet paradoxical of things; the past is gone, the future is not come, and the present becomes the past even while we attempt to define it, and, like the flash of lightning, at once exists and expires. ~Charles Caleb Colton
Quote A: �If there's a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.� ~Toni Morrison
A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. ~Jean de La Fontaine
Mirrors should think longer before they reflect. ~Jean Cocteau
I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it with her rough pink tongue. "Cat, I would lend you this book to study but it appears you have already read it." She looks up and gives me her full gaze. "Don't be ridiculous," she purrs, "I wrote it." ~Dilys Laing, "Miao"
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Every great writer is a writer of history, let him treat on almost any subject he may. ~Walter Savage Landor, Imaginary Conversation: Diogenes and Plato
