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  • We come, not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. ~Francis A. Walker



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  • As long as I can I will look at this world for both of us. As long as I can I will laugh with the birds, I will sing with the flowers, I will pray to the stars, for both of us. ~Sascha, as posted on motivateus.com As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death. ~George Bernard Shaw



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  • The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. ~Calvin Trillin



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  • If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen. ~Henry David Thoreau



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  • Re-elect President Gore. ~Author Unknown



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  • The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. ~George Bernard Shaw



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  • Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. ~James M. Barrie



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  • Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. ~Larry Gelbart, M*A*S*H, "Bulletin Board," original airdate 14 January 1975, spoken by the character Frank Burns



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  • The Lord is my Shepherd and he knows I'm gay. ~Troy Perry



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  • If I could only remember that the days were, not bricks to be laid row on row, to be built into a solid house, where one might dwell in safety and peace, but only food for the fires of the heart. ~Edmund Wilson



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  • A lovely horse is always an experience.... It is an emotional experience of the kind that is spoiled by words. ~Beryl Markham



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  • Though I believe in liberalism, I find it difficult to believe in liberals. ~G.K. Chesterton



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  • Angels fly at light speed, because they are servants of the Light. ~Quoted in The Angels' Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994



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  • If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. ~H.S. Leigh



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  • I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~Colonel Potter, "Identity Crisis," original airdate 2 November 1981, written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford, directed by David Ogden Stiers



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  • In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination. ~Mark Twain



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  • I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



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  • To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. ~Mark Twain, attributed



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  • Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everyth
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    Hugs are the universal medicine. ~Author Unknown



    The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner. ~Hebrew Proverb



    Silence moves faster when it's going backward. ~Jean Cocteau



    People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds, it is something one creates. ~Thomas Szasz, "Personal Conduct," The Second Sin, 1973



    The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be. ~Socrates

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