Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. ~Dave Barry
Few great men could pass Personnel. ~Paul Goodman, Growing Up Absurd: Problems of Youth in the Organized Society, 1956
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again. ~Hugo L. Black
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~Woody Allen
Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us. ~Voltaire
War makes thieves and peace hangs them. ~George Herbert
I am working for the time when unqualified blacks, browns, and women join the unqualified men in running our government. ~Cissy Farenthold
What is a weed? I have heard it said that there are sixty definitions. For me, a weed is a plant out of place. ~Donald Culross Peattie
And you will know the truth, and the truth will make you free. ~John 8:32
Short A: Digging up quotes since 1987, online since 1998.
If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee! ~Author Unknown
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. ~Adlai Stevenson
The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy. ~Jerry Tarkanian The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ~Henny Youngman
This is how humans are: we question all our beliefs, except for the ones we really believe, and those we never think to question. ~Orson Scott Card
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
I see rejection in my skin, worry in my cancers, bitterness and hate in my aching joints. I failed to take care of my mind, and so my body now goes to hospital. ~Astrid Alauda
It is generally agreed, that few men are made better by affluence or exaltation. ~Samuel Johnson
The only real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. ~Albert Camus
An athlete cannot run with money in his pockets. He must run with hope in his heart and dreams in his head. ~Emil Zatopek
Toss your dashed hopes not into a trash bin but into a drawer where you are likely to rummage some bright morning.
~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough. ~Germaine Greer
In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death - even vegetarians. ~Mr. Spock, Star Trek, "Wolf in the Fold"
The more I practice, the luckier I get. ~Jerry Barber, about golf
It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. ~Marlene Dietrich
