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  • When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again. ~Hugo L. Black



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  • I am working for the time when unqualified blacks, browns, and women join the unqualified men in running our government. ~Cissy Farenthold



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  • What is a weed? I have heard it said that there are sixty definitions. For me, a weed is a plant out of place. ~Donald Culross Peattie



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  • This is how humans are: we question all our beliefs, except for the ones we really believe, and those we never think to question. ~Orson Scott Card



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  • Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary



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  • I see rejection in my skin, worry in my cancers, bitterness and hate in my aching joints. I failed to take care of my mind, and so my body now goes to hospital. ~Astrid Alauda



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  • It is generally agreed, that few men are made better by affluence or exaltation. ~Samuel Johnson



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  • An athlete cannot run with money in his pockets. He must run with hope in his heart and dreams in his head. ~Emil Zatopek



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    In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death - even vegetarians. ~Mr. Spock, Star Trek, "Wolf in the Fold"



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