The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. ~Josh Billings
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~Carl Zwanzig
Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ~Malachy McCourt
The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. ~Niccolo Machiavelli
It would not be at all strange if history came to the conclusion that the perfection of the bicycle was the greatest incident of the nineteenth century. ~Author Unknown
We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it. ~Frank A. Clark
The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. ~G.K. Chesterton
The trouble with, "A place for everything and everything in its place" is that there's always more everything than places. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
History studies not just facts and institutions, its real subject is the human spirit. ~Fustel de Coulange, La Cite antique, 1864
If you add to the truth, you subtract from it. ~The Talmud
The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it. ~John Gilmore, 1993
Murphy was an optimist. ~O'Toole's Commentary
Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not. ~James Joyce
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. ~Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1971
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. ~Garth Brooks
The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life. ~Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak. ~Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1973
The only man we have any respect for, is he who uses all the endowment he has, and uses it until he bleeds. ~Martin H. Fischer
Carry laughter with you wherever you go. ~Hugh Sidey
If you want work well done, select a busy man - the other kind has no time. ~Elbert Hubbard
A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers. ~African Proverb
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. ~Mark Twain, attributed
I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn. ~Author Unknown
Originality is the art of concealing your source. ~Franklin P. Jones
